91 Funny Valentine Messages That Will Impress Your Partner

This February 14, go the humor way to impress your partner. Wondering how? Just send them some funny Valentine’s Day messages and have them grinning ear to ear. It is high time you jump off the bandwagon — of sending the same old boring texts that your partner has been receiving for years. Your Valentine would appreciate reading some witty Valentine’s Day messages on this special day. So, how to go about it? In this article, we will bring you 91 comical and humorous love notes to send to your significant other. Keep scrolling!

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages For Husband

If you are wondering what to write on a Valentine’s card, consider sharing something funny and personal to make your loved one feel special.

1. You do not need flowers to smell sweet, and you don’t need jewelry to look beautiful. And, you don’t need a special Valentine’s Day to be loved either!
2. You can’t celebrate love just one day, and you cannot define love in one word! That is precisely why I haven’t made any plans with you this Valentine’s Day!
3. I love hanging out with you on all days except Valentine’s Day. The rapid departure of my pocket money burns my heart and soul so badly. Happy Valentine’s Day!
4. Roses are red, being fit is great, I would have gotten you chocolates, my love, but you need to lose a bit of weight. Happy Valentine’s Day!
5. My beloved husband, you are my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. But you better you don’t disappear when I get too close to you!!! Happy Valentine’s Day!
6. Every warm-blooded man would agree – 14th of Feb should be celebrated in a fiscally conservative way, but not a sexually conservative one. Happy Valentine’s Day!
7. Love just doesn’t grow on trees like apples – it is definitely something you have to work for. And you need to use your imagination as well. Happy Valentine’s Day!
   
8. Valentine’s day is the “D” day to tell you those special three words – let’s sleep in!
9. If I could, I definitely would gather up all my love for you and put it all in a gift box. But alas! They don’t make boxes big enough for that! Happy Valentine’s Day!
10. Yay! Love is in the air! So, darling, don’t hold your breath! Happy Valentine’s Day!

11. I know love can sometimes change, and feelings can often be strange. Yet, how I feel is not a mystery, I love you even more than biscuit and tea! Happy Valentine’s Day!
12. You are so lucky to have me – and vice versa! Happy Valentine’s Day!
13. From now till forever, I will always stand by you. My love for you is not S or L, it is XXXL! Happy Valentine’s Day!
14. You are my sweetest Valentine, I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Happy Valentine’s Day, cookie.
15. People say love is blind, but to me, no, it is not. My love for you actually opened my eyes to all your faults – and yet, I still love you! Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.
16. You didn’t steal my heart, you just hacked into my brain. I sometimes even forget my name when I am with you. Happy Valentine’s day, my sweetest baby.
17. From the moment I set eyes on you, I knew I was going to do this. Happy Valentine’s day, my frog, I turned you into a prince. I adore you!
18. You are my sun that lights up my life, but also gives me sunburns sometimes. Love you to the sun and back. Happy Valentine’s Day!
19. Happy Valentine’s Day my bae! I have resisted most nice things in my life, but it does seem you are irresistible. Because, you are my only temptation – in every way. Let us enjoy the day.
20. People say life is a race, but run at your own pace. However, I can’t even walk without you with me in this race. You have become my legs, and my every single thing. Happy Valentine’s Day, love.

21. Don’t forget how we look like now. Some day, we will get wrinkly and old. However, the best part about it is we will get wrinkly and old together. Happy Valentine’s, love!
22. Love is blind – this is so true. How mad I am to fall in love with you. Bah – never mind! Happy Valentine’s to you.
23. Your farts are your cutest feature, except for the days we eat radishes. Then, baby, I want to kick you out. Happy Valentine’s day, dear!
24. Roses are red, and baby, so are you, when you blush, I feel sooo good. Happy Valentine’s day, bugs bunny. You are the best part of my day!
25. Let’s go to the bedroom and lose some weight. Happy Valentine’s day.
26. You are my one true love, the love of my life, my one true hubby. Excuse me, I am not talking to you! I am talking to my BMW! Bye, I am going to spend my day with my Valentine.
27. For every hour I spend away from you, my boo, I want to complement it with two hours. So that we can talk throughout the night. Hehe. But, it will be only talk, though. Happy Valentine’s Day!
28. In this world, there are billions of people. Among all, you chose to be with me, even though I am batshit ugly. You are a lucky man! Happy Valentine’s Day.
29. I am so happy to be the “one” of your life. You are the second living thing to love me so completely; the first were mosquitoes, not even my mommy. Happy Valentine’s Day, booboo.
30. Lilies are white, while brinjals are purple. My love for you baby, is getting double. Have an amazing Valentine’s Day.
31. My day – no, my life, is incomplete without you. I adore you, my love candy. Happy Valentine’s Day.
32. If you ever break my heart, I swear I will break all your bones. So baby, don’t ever dare to cheat on me. I love you loads. I wish you a very happy Valentine’s Day.
33. Beautiful moments like these make me feel I should hire someone to take photos of us. That’s how happy you make me feel. Happy Valentine’s!

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages For Boyfriend

34. Roses are red, the grass is green, take me out for a Valentine’s dinner, or I will create a scene!
35. I need you more than my bathroom slippers. HVD!
36. You are as cute as my cat, and you know how much I love him. Have a beautiful Valentine’s Day.
37. Happy Valentine’s Day BF! I really want to marry you, but people say marriage may make couples fall out of love. Let’s never get married then, but always belong to each other. Enjoy this day.
38. Someday, we will be changing diapers together. Happy Valentine’s day, my love!
39. Happy Valentine’s day, love. Do not follow the advice of friends who say you shouldn’t marry a girl like me. The truth is, they want to marry me, but I chose you. Stick with me, darling.
40. My friend, you are the only guy I think of every day, and I really don’t know why, but I guess it could be love. I love you, now and forever. HVD!
41. You are definitely an essential nutrient in my body. Without you, I would probably get rickets. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.
42. Today, I want to ensure whether you will end up marrying me. Darling, let’s flip a coin, shall we? If it is heads, I am yours, and if it is tails, you are mine. C’mon, it’s a fair deal. Happy Valentine’s Day!
43. Could life ever be complete without you? Will it mean anything at all without you? I guess it may if someone prettier comes along. Lol. But for now, there’s you. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.
44. Without you, I am just a cat, but with you, I am a tiger. Happy VD, lovebug.
45. Words are just not enough to express my love for you. Maybe, my stupid face can. Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day.
46. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love. I am so happy you could finally love me. Now, baby, I can die in peace. I hope we die together when we do. But, darling, let’s enjoy today first.
47. I can’t wait to rip your clothes off when we get married. I love you so much, darling. Happy Valentine’s day.
48. You are the topping of my favorite ice-cream. I pray this ice-cream never ever melts. Have an amazing Valentine’s Day.
49. Bikes can’t stand on their own because they are two-tired. Same in my case. I would be too tired to spend my life without you. Happy Valentine’s Day, love.
    
50. You live in my heart and spread all over in my body like my blood. I have become a diabetic due to your sweetness. Happy Valentine’s day, sweetie.

51. Love was carefully crafted in Valentine’s den; maybe today, I will take you there. Happy Valentine’s Day!
52. There is one thing I know – money can’t buy love! But maybe it can buy lots of love? I will make loads of money – and get loads of love from you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
53. I have been wondering how to tell you how much I love you. I wish I was present there when you were born; I would have just married you straight away so that we could spend more time together! Happy Valentine’s Day, love.
54. Before I met you, nothing else mattered to me than family and friends. But now, I live like nothing else matters other than you. Happy Valentine’s Day, cutie.
55. If you will be my Valentine, I will hold you very close, I will give you a kiss, as well as a little red rose!
56. This Valentine’s won’t just pass you by, for darling Cupid is flying in the sky. He can see the love I got for you, his arrow is sharp, and the aim is true. He will never miss, nor shall I, I will love you always – until the day I die.
57. Every single day, I fall more and more in love with you. Except on those days when you really irritate me. Fortunately for you, today is not that day!
58. Happy Valentine’s Day! It is always so bewildering that the least smart guy in the class gets the most beautiful girl.
59. I hope I am not coming onto you too strong, but can these intense feelings be so wrong? I want to get to know you so much more, Don’t you dare leave Saint Valentine at the door!
60. Lots of love, tons of kisses, I hope that one day, I will be your Missus! Happy Valentine’s Day!
61. Doing nothing with you means everything to me! Happy Valentine’s Day to my everything.
62. Nice suit! But do you know what would look better on you than that? Me! Happy Valentine’s Day!
63. Valentine’s day “To do” list: You!
64. Happy Valentine’s Day to Me! To love myself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
65. I will never say that I care about money and materialistic things more than I do about you. But it is my Papa’s advice that I spend all my money on good purposes only!

66. I wish you a very happy Valentine’s Day – with all my heart, lungs, spleen, and liver!
67. Today is the 14th of February, also known as St. Valentine’s day. Women may call it love day, but men consider it extortion day. Do you?
68. I sometimes feel like I could just murder you – but then, who would hold me the way you do? You are the love of my life. Happy Valentine’s Day!
69. People say love is stupid; I guess I am a fool then! You are the most beautiful guy to me! Happy VD!
70. Don’t try to be cool when you are hanging out with me; you look like a fool. Happy Valentine’s.
71. Although I am deathly afraid of heights, I would unhappily climb the tallest mountain just to shout out your name, but then, I am surely going to cry afterward. Love you, my Valentine!
72. You are the candy crush game that I love to play daily. Happy Valentine’s Day.
73. I know you will give me that chocolate stained toothy smile today that I soooo love. HVD.
74. Valentine is a day in which a child with an arrow goes around shooting people. I am a victim too! HVD!

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages For Friends

Valentine’s Day is not only an occasion to celebrate romantic love but also the love we have for our closest friends. Send funny and sweet Valentine’s Day messages to express your love and appreciation on this special day to someone who really matters. Here are some funny Valentine’s messages for friends you can dedicate to them on this special day.

75. A little tip for lovers – do not confess anything until and unless you are really getting married. Happy Valentine’s Day.
76. Love is in the air. So why don’t you hold your breath? :P Happy Valentine’s Day.
77. Today, I am celebrating Independence Day, as thankfully, I am still single! Happy Valentine’s Day, my buddies.
78. BFs are temp, friends are forever. Accept this, buddy. Let us spend this Valentine’s Day drunk as a monkey!
79. My friends are the craziest, weirdest people I know, but I adore them. Happy Valentines’ Day, everyone!
80. The best Valentine’s Day is priceless – no expenses at all. Happy Valentine’s, buddy!
81. If you remain single for the next two years, you could really consider dating yourself. Because darling, you are one of a kind, and there is no one like you! Happy Valentines’ Day!
82. The power of the human mind is unlimited. Anyone can create an imaginary Valentine for themselves! Then buddy, why are you so sad?
83. Even God couldn’t help you find someone in all these years. Maybe he is not yet born, or maybe he is from Mars. Happy Valentine’s Day!
84. Every Valentine’s Day creates a big enough hole in my pocket that needs the entire year to get repaired. I am glad that you are still single! Happy Valentines’ Day.
85. I have never seen anyone as caring and romantic as you are. Maybe this is why you are still single!
86. Who said Valentine’s Day is only for boyfriends and girlfriends? It is also for goofballs like you. I love you, my bestie! Happy Valentine’s Day.
    
87. You may not have anyone to love, but at least your pocket money is safe and secure. Enjoy your freedom! I envy you! Happy Valentines’ Day!
88. I don’t mind being your security guard while you are out dating as long as you are paying for me for getting drunk at the club. Happy Valentines’ Day!
89. If you are sad that you are alone on Valentine‘s day, just remember – nobody loves you on the rest of the 355 days of the year either. Happy Valentines’ Day!
90. Dear buddy, wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day. I hope you have a great time with your girlfriend as you won’t be allowed to accompany your friends for a party tonight!
91. Celebrating Valentine’s Day only looks good in movies. But in reality, it is just costly and horrible. Try buying a bouquet of roses, and you will know!

Infographic: Funny Valentine’s Day Messages For Him

Valentine’s day is a special occasion where people celebrate love in all its forms. Instead of sending the cliche and boring texts to your partner every year, show some playfulness and send them something goofy to spread some love, amusement, and laughter.

Check out the infographic below to know more.

Illustration: StyleCraze Design Team

Frequently Asked Questions

What are some creative and funny ways to express love on Valentine’s Day?

You can plan a funny and quirky photo shoot, including posters and images of all your funny, silly, and clumsy memories together. Or you can play tourist in your own city.

What are some fun alternatives to traditional Valentine’s Day gifts, such as chocolates and flowers?

Subscription packages, a heart-shaped pizza, or a tongue-in-cheek photo album can be great fun alternatives to traditional chocolates and flowers.

What are some unconventional and humor-filled Valentine’s Day activities that couples can enjoy together?

You can go to a stand-up comedy show or make funny paintings together.

Can you use humor to poke fun at the stereotypes and expectations surrounding Valentine’s Day?

If your humor is not hurting anyone’s feelings and is cheeky and light-hearted, then you certainly can.

Illustration: Funny Valentine Messages That Will Impress Your Partner

Image: Stable Diffusion/StyleCraze Design Team

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